Thursday, November 12, 2009

Big boobs proven to be wiser!


Boobs rock.
Boobs like this make you go OH-OH.





All the while, chinese have this believe saying,
波大无脑
which means Big Boobs No Brain, yeah direct translation lol.
But results have proven the opposite results though.
Read this.

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Thursday November 12, 2009

Women with bigger breasts found to be smarter

Compiled by WINNIE YEOH, NURBAITI HAMDAN AND A.RAMAN


A STUDY conducted in the United States showed that women with big breasts are not necessarily less intelligent than those who are less endowed.

Quoting a Singapore newspaper article, Sin Chew Daily said women with bigger breasts were found to be smarter instead.

It said the study was conducted in Chicago to find out whether the size of a woman’s bust affected her brain power.

The study, involving 1,200 women, was conducted by a female researcher. The subjects were divided into five groups, from extra small to extra big.

The report said it was possible such women were smarter due to the higher level of female hormones that could result in better development in the brain.

The Star

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And here are some of the celebrities
who knew about this report earlier,
and they have been trying to be "smarter"



Victoria Beckham
before and after
Became smarter and got married to rich Beckham.


Fergie
before and after
Became smarter and focused more on solo career.

Gemma Atkinson
before and after
Became smarter and captured more exposed photos.


Carmen Electra
before and after
became smarter and got into smart movies.
(Meet the Spartans & Disaster Movie)


Beyonce Knowles
before and after
became smarter and got into movie industry.


Christina Aguilera
before and after
became smarter and dolled up herself for brand name' sake.


Jolin Tsai
before and after
Became smarter by dumping JayChou.


Lindsay Lohan
before and after
Became smarter for walking on the street without a bra.

Pamela Anderson
before and after
became the SMARTEST for getting divorced.

Britney Spears
before and after
became the SMARTEST of the Smartest
for not wearing any panty and bra
so to promote her crotch to the paparazzi.
Bravo!


Ok,
I have gave you enough references,
Judging time....


Hong Rui
before and after
became smarter?



LOL

Sorry if the 1st picture made you TFK guys,
you have just masturbated by looking at two freaking balloons.
FYL.
(fuck your life)



By the way,
conclusion..
Everything has its Pros and Cons


SO stay what you are and target your market segment.



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♥Bie

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

You dont need a dictionary to explain friendship.

As seen in James' blog Cbox...



Life is not about how much you get
but its whether how much you give.









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In memory of,
Yew Shy Gin, 19 and
Yew Ghim Chnieh, 20.

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When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.

There is only one person who could ever make you happy,
and that person is you.
Stay tough.




Related post: Life's Brief Candle



♥Bie




Monday, November 2, 2009

Life's brief candle.


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Thanks.

How was it?

For people who are mandarin-illiterate,
Im sure you are indulged with the wonderful writings...
I have to admit I cant write anything as touchy as this
Neither in English nor Mandrin...
Heres a post of his...
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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2009

.. 社会.. ..


人们说..
人生路上总有许许多多的路人..
路人甲; 路人乙; 路人丙..
他们都只是生命里的过客..
都只是过眼云烟..
或许会在我们生命的一页留白..
也或许一点零碎的记忆也没留..
曾经也许..
我期许的不复存在..
我错了..
错在处理问题上不够细腻..
因为我再次让情感彻底的欺压在我理性上..
她的干脆利落我欣赏..
从她恨的人变朋友再变情人..
再从情人变朋友然后变她恨的人..
然后再变回朋友
此刻我的心是百感交集的..
原来结果答案在一早就已定案..
只是碍于误会和尴尬而划成了两个平行线..
曾经的邂逅不是虚幻一场..
因为原来自己还是那么在意..
在意的是这份得来不易的友谊..
认识她本来就已经历不少沧桑..
何况是现在..
从深爱转化成朋友的爱我是办得到的..
不当她恨的人..
因为那样会不明不白..
答案结果我总于懂了..
在意才会如此不是吗?
无限感概..
you are still the apple of my eye..


我说..
人总有一种病态..
一种难以言喻的病态..
因为这个社会病了..
所以人也病了..
病的是人的思考逻辑..
还是社会道德的趋向..
快乐其实很简单..
在世事的冲击下..
人不懂得当初的原则信念..
反之不容易满足现有的一切..
似乎人很难找回当初快乐的原因..
然而搬弄是非是小人寻找的快乐吗?
为何人会如此..
我想因为人病了..
悲观成了现今社会主流..
emo 悲伤这字眼就是最好证明..
情绪低落疯狂发泄后..
却找不到自己其实因为什么而抓狂..
无明火苗点着了..
悔不当初犯下的错..
持有的借口或理由也模糊了..
却还是那么迷茫..
我想这个社会的人病了..
an apple a day 也治愈不了吧..

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Personally,
I do think he could really write.
he was a really good blogger.
Yes, was.
why "was"?
Did he quit blogging?
No, i dont think so.
Maybe the following article would be able to answer your question..

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Monday November 2, 2009

Three Utar students drown at waterfall, a fourth rescued

By IVAN LOH and CHAN LI LEEN


KAMPAR: A second tragedy has struck here, hardly a week after the Kuala Dipang bridge collapse took three young lives.

Three Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman undergraduates drowned after they were swept away by strong current at the Batu Berangkai waterfalls yesterday.

The dead have been identified as James Khor Wan Kai, 20; Yew Shy Gin, 19 and Yew Ghim Chnieh, 20.

A fourth student was rescued by a villager.

The four had gone to the picnic spot for a swim at about 5pm.

Three of them had gone into the water and the fourth student was about to follow them when a sudden gush of water caused him to tumble in.

A Kampar villager, who saw this, rushed over and pulled out the fourth student.

Perak executive councillor Datuk Dr Mah Hang Soon, who related the story to newsmen, said the survivor — 22-year-old second-year accountancy student — declined to speak to the press and did not want to be named.

He suffered cuts and bruises.

At about 9.40pm, nearby villagers found Khor’s body while Yew’s body was found at 11.10pm, one kilometre from where they went into the water.

Their bodies have been sent to the Kampar Hospital.

Businessman Syed Farudi Syed Samsuddin, who saw the three students being swept away by the strong current, said their hands and legs were bobbing in the water.

Syed Farudi, 41, from Mambang Diawan, said he could see that they were struggling.

“There was nothing I could do,” he said.

It happened so fast, he said, adding that it had been raining heavily before the incident occurred.

The Batu Berangkai picnic spot is 15km from where three pupils drowned after a suspension bridge collapsed over Sungai Kampar last Monday.

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Yes, you are right.
Hes not with us anymore.
So near yet so far.


and no,
hes not a friend of mine.
Hes a stranger to me,
so am I to him.

Say me weak,
say me sensitive,
say me ridiculous,
I was emotionally influenced by just reading
his blog and news.
Tears didnt shed but I did wet my eyes.

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Earlier this morning,
just the usual me,
I was joking around with the canteen Mak Cik,
in Malay,

"Said want to invite me to go for open house during Hari Raya,
what happened lar?"

My bright morning turned gloomy after that question,

"Sorry lar boi, mak cik didnt celebrate Hari Raya this year,
my mum is in critical condition,
shes suffering from severe back spine disease,
only 10% of her kidneys are left functioning..."

"Both kidneys?",I asked.

"yes, both...even doctors also said its almost time.. ",
*deep sigh with her tired looks*
"...pak cik & I have to visit her in hospital everyday"

"Must be real tiring huh..
In that case, just have to pray for miracle to happen then."
I was stunned, as I dont know what to say.

When I was just about to pay to pakcik,
the Makcik said,
"Its okay, dont take his money,
Iv promised to treat him for Hari Raya for a long time,"
she smiled.

She insisted to treat me for that,
even it was just an ordinary Rm1.50 nasi lemak,
it felt like as though I was having a plate of RM15 nasi lemak,
i felt like I was swallowing stones instead of rice.
I felt real bad,
my "joke" has just triggered someone's sadness,
on a beautiful,bright morning.
I was. however,
repaid with a free meal.


Hearing of almost death news early in the morning,
had already darken my mood by half.
Later in the day,
I came across to know about this drowned incident.
Everyday,
there are people dying,
we dont bother much,
we take things for granted,
everyday some people must die,
to keep the population on Earth balanced.
But, think of this,
what IF,
IF,
the person happens to be the one closest to you?
Think about that...

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a few friends of mine have been expressing their condolances over this incident,
as they happened to be the victims' third degree friends.
I seriously feel for the victims.
The now-left-unattended blog,
which was once a hidden gem.

It was the same feeling I had years ago,
looking at one of my seniors's
facebook profile which was left unattended,
after he(ong tzong huat) passed away due to
some organs failure.

It was the same feeling I had years ago,
looking at my grandma's armed chair
being left unattended.

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As Im comfortably
sitting & typing this right here right now,
while you are sitting in front of your PC,
reading this comfortably,
do remember,
the families and friends of the victims
would be crying their hearts out now,
or even have been collapsing several times
for not being able to accept the harsh reality.


Im not blogging this post to generate traffic;
its not whether you believe it or not,
its none of my problem,
as long as my heart knows it.
Im just sincerely expressing myself towards
Death
And at the same time,
express my condolence
to the victims of the unfortunate incidents.

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Some might say,
when a person is dead,
what can you do?
why are you making a big fuss about it?
Wait till you are in the victims' family members'/friends' shoes,
one day.
Unless you insist that
everyone around you are gonna live on forever.



As a blogger myself,
I, hereby,
express my condolence towards the family and friends of the victims,
even tho Im someone unknown.
"I feel for you, try to stay tough."
God(be it Jesus, Buddha or Allah),
One of Them must have need these talents
more than we do.
Its such a great lost to the blogsphere to lose
such a good writer.

But,
we should be proud of him as
God(s) has(have) promoted him
to write along with Him(Them)

Bros and sister from another parents,
Do Rest in Peace
Yew Shy Gin, 19 and
Yew Ghim Chnieh, 20.


I will end this post with a small passage written by James
which I really like it alot,

"其实男生也需要疼爱..
就像落寂后的蜡笔小新也需要时间来再次带给人们欢笑..
神奇的小叮当也需要时间来让蜡笔小新重拾欢笑..
只因自己也是同样的寂寞.."

Direct translation
"In fact, boys need love as much as girls do,
Even depressed Crayon Shin-chan
would need some time to once again bring laughter to the people..
And the magical Doraemon too has to give Crayon Shin-chan some time
to regain cheerful;
simply because Doraemon, himself,
is experiencing that feeling of loneliness."


Photo taken in bus on 13/5/2008 morning,when I was on my way back for my grandma's death anniversary prayer.

♥Bie



Saturday, October 31, 2009

Why is Halloween meaningful to Ruionkoh.blogspot.com?

If you have been a loyal reader since years ago,
you should know without me giving you any clue.
But if Halloween still doesnt ring a bell to you,
maybe this will help you to recall?


Bitchy Paris Hilton, how bout that?


If you still dont know wtf im saying..
maybe this will make some of the bloggers go "ohhhhhh"

Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween?

As for new reader,
stop drinking, eating or masturbating,
for a moment,
because what you are going to see now,
contains explicit content,
there is a chance of you getting sexually aroused,
especially the guys.


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Chill Chill Chill :D
Yes, thats me, not photoshopped work or so.
No, Im not a drag queen nor im Adam Lambert a gay.
The story started like this...
Last year, when Halloween was around the corner,
my blog advertising company, Nuffnang, had this Halloween event.

I managed to get my passes through THIS POST.
(or Click here to view)



The theme of the party was "Halloween Celebrities".
and Winners get a Nokia 5320 XpressMusic for free!
So, I tried to brainstorm my ideas,
but, in any way, I couldnt figure out how to be "SCARY"
for becoming a Halloween-fied male celebrity.
So, as usual,
an abnormal thought came to my mind,

"Crossdressing would be scary!"


AND, the costume hunting began

with the help from my bro, cousins and aunty.

And the following accesories and items are
what that made up Parui Hilton;

At the same time,
they also show how complicated women are..



Hair accessories

Wig and its kit
(rented from a cosplayer, cost me around RM25/30)


Hairband
(Sg wang, couldnt remember the price, around RM10)

bling bling hair clip
(Sg wang, couldnt rememeber the price, around RM15)



Upper Body


Both the pieces come in a pair.
(FOC, borrowed from my aunt, later just to found out
my mum borrowed it to my aunt, its my mum's LOL)

Pink Bimbotic Belt
(Sg Wang , RM10)
*The belt fell off during the party without me noticing.


Crosset-bra
or whatever you call it.
(FOC, borrowed from my cousin, she wore it just once,
during her wedding.)
*My aunt initially suggested me to just wear this as outer layer. LOL



Lower Body

Ultra-shorts
(FOC, borrowed from my cousin, she cnt fit in it anymore,
but i can fit in perfectly. LOL)

Leggings?
lol dont ask me what izzit called.

(Timesquare-LALA feat cosplay shop , RM10-20 )

*It was frigging akward when I had to tell the salesgirl
that I am the one wearing and not my cousin.


FISH NET!
(Timesquare-LALA feat cosplay shop , RM10-20 )
*Again, It was frigging akward when I had to tell the salesgirl
that I am the one wearing and not my cousin.


RED BIMBOTIC HEELS
(Time Square, RM40+- )
*Why do you think I capitalized the whole term? this shoes was the bomb!
spent 4 hours looking for my size - Male size 8, mind you.
Even this one wasnt my size, I had to squeeze my foot in to that party.
Oh ya, whenever I approached a salesman and asked for the bigger size,
his 1st reaction was sure to look at my cousin's foot and say,

"I dont think she needs this big size kua"
and I have to reply.
"No, its for me to wear."

And everybody in the shop will stare at me as though i was transexual.



Other accessories

Dinner-handbag
(FOC, borrowed from my aunty,
)

Bangles
(Both Sg Wang and time square, around RM10 each)
*Bought two from two shops actually,
but one of them(orange in colour),
I paid but my cousin didnt take it
because she thought I took it already lol.

Necklaces
(Black one was from Sg Wang , around RM15)
*The pink heart necklace was either bought or borrowed from sista,
couldnt really recall.

Fake nails
(Time Square , forgotten how much was it)
*Almost all of them fell off even before I reaching the party.
useless shits.

Red Feathers
(Sunway pyramid-the halloween shop, around RM20-30)
*still lying nicely somewhere in the room lol.



"Diamond bling bling ring"
(Timesquare, around RM25)
*gave away



Pink and white bimbotic shades
(Sg Wang, RM30, yes, i know, expensive lol.)
*gave to my sister


Well, of course, they were many other items but I couldnt remember them all, like lipstick, glitters to be applied on eyelashes, make up brushes and pencils etc. All i can remember is, all ttogether I spent around RM200.


And here are some of the recaps,

Molested by Wen pink, Munak etc.

Celebrity Emcee - Liang

Celebrity blogger - Kimberly


AND the no-need-introduction


Kenny Sia


At the end of the day,

I was chosen as the best dressed...

..for the female category.

That was when my blog gained a little bit more of popularity for a short moment but also gained quite some hatred from people who were dissatisfied with the outcome of the event. Well,
I dint chose myself to be the winner,
neither did I categorized myself in the female category, so, its none of my business. LOL

What I care is that, my mum has been using the Half-price free
Nokia 5320 XpressMusic
happily for a year already :D


Attention:
To view more (around 100) PICTURES of PARUI HILTON, before, during and after that Nuffnang Halloween Party 2008, CLICK HERE.





Anyhow...

Happy First Anniversary to fictional Parui Hilton~!

&
Most importantly,
HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my readers.


Have you decided?

Trick or Treat?
*Grins evily*



♥Bie
Related posts:
1) I'm Going Silent this Halloween with Nokia XpressMusic
2) Nokia Nuffnang Halloween Rocks

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Is this how I should celebrate my 200th post?





We all know its dumb to complain about your own college.
I understand the consequences.
Imagine when you are out to the working world,
and all the potential employers
laugh at your college once they hear the name.


But seriously,
Nilai University College' management has to fucking wake up!
Get a brain for each of you,
because none of you seems to own one;
its funny how the students have a pair but the management has none.



firstly,
every organisation around the world is practicing

"Environmental-friendly-concept"

But wtf happened to Nilai University College?
Initially,
when Nilai International University College was "downgraded"
to Nilai University College,
the management wasted at least 3000 pieces of tags.
And now wasting another 3000 pieces of tags
just to change it from horizontal to vertical?
Seriously,
go get a brain together with a life.
Take the money we pay to the management
and donate to the charity organisations.
Its much better that way.
If changing student's tag from horizontal to vertical
could gain some extra intelligence,
I sincerely suggest the management to make 500 vertical tags for themselves.

Secondly,
why the hell izzit that there is only ONE machine working at a time?
for 3000 students
like one of my lecturer mentioned,
They should frigging learn statistic.
Each person will take up at least 3Minutes,
3000 X 3minutes,
How many hours?
and its only operating 9am - 4pm(minus the break time 1pm-2pm)
Yes, they dont practice shift method.
Mind you, thats also excluding the fact that,
their working efficiency is below negative,
with the "you-fucking-owe-me-fifty-thousands-face".
Not enough machine, not enough software licence?
Where have all the resource fees the students paid have gone to?
Classrooms?
No,the chairs and tables are sitll the same,
No,some of the airconds are still not working,
No,the lecture hall doesnt even have a pair of attached speakers to the comp.
No,we dont have a lift at our 4 floors teaching block.
The list goes on and on.
Seriously, be it rent, or steal,
the next time if you are gonna kill the environment again to reprint ID,
GET MORE MACHINES AND MORE EFFICIENT EMPLOYEES.
tie her up, punch her in the face, make her smile,
we are the customers, mind you.

Thirdly,
to any NON-NUC students,
imagine how efficient they are,
The schedule of specifying which programs people to reprint their ID
on which particular dates
only came out,
when they noticed the the line is too long,
and the fact that their
ONE machine together with their ONE fucked-up lady,
would not be able to entertain the whole college.
Yes, the schedule only came out on the DUE DATE.
Get a brain,
the 837897234 times im telling.
Supposedly, you foresee problems and take any initiative to avoid them.
Its different in my college,
They MUST see the problem ONLY they will act smart and
come out with the so called solution.
like that only can see that they got problem solving skill, got contribution ma

Its like,
wearing a condom only after ejaculation.




P/S: the list could go on and on, but Ill leave the rest to the readers to express. Im having class right now, yes im late, lecturers would understand. its


ID reprint day. YAY!


Photo source : Click Here

♥Bie